A hot lava stone massage, in hawaii, on the beach, with shaved ice and icecream, during sunset while sporting an awesome tan. Is that too much to ask for???
true true....but I want to be 18 shades darker and it's not a tan if it's my palest natural self. riiight? I do like me some nice tan liiiinneess. Being all one color just seems odd.
To give Christine her xmas present. No, wait, then I wouldn't be able to pester her about it. So, I would like 3 strippers, 17 monkeys, a backhoe, a scooter, a mongoose, a box full of iguanas, 12 emu, 4 fire alarms sounding off, a bald eagle, Keia, and 88 coconut cream pies all to be locked together in a giant room with impenetrable glass walls so I can watch the mayhem.
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I want Paul to come home and put the kids to bed. And I want the house to be clean (magically clean) to boot.
A hot lava stone massage, in hawaii, on the beach, with shaved ice and icecream, during sunset while sporting an awesome tan. Is that too much to ask for???
riiiight now i want to be privy to steve's stolen files...and a vanilla custard with banana slices...and to have been lee miller instead of me.
also, i want to remind mahana that she is naturally 17 shades darker than the rest of alaska at her palest...grrrrrr.
true true....but I want to be 18 shades darker and it's not a tan if it's my palest natural self. riiight? I do like me some nice tan liiiinneess. Being all one color just seems odd.
To give Christine her xmas present. No, wait, then I wouldn't be able to pester her about it.
So, I would like 3 strippers, 17 monkeys, a backhoe, a scooter, a mongoose, a box full of iguanas, 12 emu, 4 fire alarms sounding off, a bald eagle, Keia, and 88 coconut cream pies all to be locked together in a giant room with impenetrable glass walls so I can watch the mayhem.
Pizza. Specifically pizza from Le Nonne Pizzeria even though it no longer exists.
A tv and dvd player in my bedroom so I can lay on my bed and veg with a good video. Love ya
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